Saturday, May 16, 2009

Adik ka sa internet noh?

SiGNS THAT YOU ARE ADDICTED TO iNTERNET JUNKiES !!!!


1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy—–for a year!!!!!

-lolz.. hindi naman! Actually mga 1 day lang siguro..

2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.

-maybe.. minsan na lang ako manuod ng tv eh

3. You see something funny and scream, “LOL, LOL.”

-sometimes, kapag nagkakaasaran lang kami ng classmates ko na ka-chat ko din lagi

4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ……instead of ICU!

-hahaha.. Hindi naman!

5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

-Hindi rin masyado.. lolz.. Siguro i'm on for 5-8 hours in a day..

6. You placed the refrigerator beside your computer…or put it in the bathroom.

-No. Pulbo, Suklay . ayun madalas nasa tabi ko!

7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car.

-No.. Cellphone lang pwede na

8. Tech support calls YOU for help.

9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can “hang out.”

-Yah! Kaso ung iba eh mga NEGA!! (kj) haha

10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.

-No..

11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.

-No

12. You say “he he he he” or “heh heh heh” instead of laughing.

-Truelalu..

13. You say “SCROLL UP” when someone asks what it was you said.

-Try ko nga minsan ..

14. You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago.

- Hindi naman divorce papers. Siguro mga paper works lang nakapila sa tabi ko..

15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

-Sometimes..

16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.

-Actually naisip ko na din un. Kaso baka hindi maka-relate ung pagsabihan ko eh ..hahaha

17. You start to experience “withdrawal” after not being online for awhile.

-?

18. You say…….”Where did the time go??”

-yah. Ang bilis ng oras, i'm not aware that i've been online na pala the whole afternoon ..

19. You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.

-Dati un ..Hindi na ngayon..

20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee

-actually hindi naman..

21. You end your sentences with…..three or more periods…….

- isn't it obvious? ...

22. You need to be pried from your computer by the jaws-of-life.

23. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this…. “BRB. Leave your S/N and I’ll TTYL…ASAP”.

-haha.. d nman maxadu

24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ****kisses*****.

-dati nung meron pa kong clan sa YM

25. Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.

- sometimes

26. You’re on the phone and say “BRB”.

-YEESS!

27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood-shot eyes.

-haha.. Laki nga eyebags ko.

28. You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.

-No

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