Saturday, May 16, 2009

Adik ka sa internet noh?


1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy—–for a year!!!!!

-lolz.. hindi naman! Actually mga 1 day lang siguro..

2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.

-maybe.. minsan na lang ako manuod ng tv eh

3. You see something funny and scream, “LOL, LOL.”

-sometimes, kapag nagkakaasaran lang kami ng classmates ko na ka-chat ko din lagi

4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ……instead of ICU!

-hahaha.. Hindi naman!

5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

-Hindi rin masyado.. lolz.. Siguro i'm on for 5-8 hours in a day..

6. You placed the refrigerator beside your computer…or put it in the bathroom.

-No. Pulbo, Suklay . ayun madalas nasa tabi ko!

7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car.

-No.. Cellphone lang pwede na

8. Tech support calls YOU for help.

9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can “hang out.”

-Yah! Kaso ung iba eh mga NEGA!! (kj) haha

10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.


11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.


12. You say “he he he he” or “heh heh heh” instead of laughing.


13. You say “SCROLL UP” when someone asks what it was you said.

-Try ko nga minsan ..

14. You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago.

- Hindi naman divorce papers. Siguro mga paper works lang nakapila sa tabi ko..

15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.


16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.

-Actually naisip ko na din un. Kaso baka hindi maka-relate ung pagsabihan ko eh ..hahaha

17. You start to experience “withdrawal” after not being online for awhile.


18. You say…….”Where did the time go??”

-yah. Ang bilis ng oras, i'm not aware that i've been online na pala the whole afternoon ..

19. You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.

-Dati un ..Hindi na ngayon..

20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee

-actually hindi naman..

21. You end your sentences with…..three or more periods…….

- isn't it obvious? ...

22. You need to be pried from your computer by the jaws-of-life.

23. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this…. “BRB. Leave your S/N and I’ll TTYL…ASAP”.

-haha.. d nman maxadu

24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ****kisses*****.

-dati nung meron pa kong clan sa YM

25. Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.

- sometimes

26. You’re on the phone and say “BRB”.


27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood-shot eyes.

-haha.. Laki nga eyebags ko.

28. You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.


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